Monthly Archives: August 2006

Maria usually isn’t a bloke’s middle name, is it? How odd. I have a client called “Bernard Maria Surname” (obviously their surname isn’t Surname). Maybe her name is Bernard. Who knows. Anyway. I wasn’t really tired yesterday. Today, I am … Continue reading →

I’m absolutely shattered today. I don’t think I’ve ever felt this tired. Okay, that’s a load of crap. But I’m pretty knackered. I began working at that data entry job on Monday evening, but purposely left my review of it … Continue reading →

I love exciting news. Like finding out that the Roni Size gig on October 2 isn’t just Roni Size, but rather, that it’s a little outdoorsy festival in Fremantle, also featuring Salmonella Dub and Boca 45, amongst others. And it’s … Continue reading →

I’m feeling incredibly dopey today, but I don’t know whether it’s the immense amount of medication I’m still on for this bronchitis, or the immense amount of shisha-smoking I indulged in last night. The shisha was cool. I went to … Continue reading →

I was in Subi this morning, waiting for my Boost juice, and I got the BEST bargain ever – 2 “Let’s Go” travel guides for $5 each! One is Britain & Ireland, the other is Spain & Portugal – bonza! … Continue reading →

Yep, I’ve had enough. I don’t want to play anymore. I’m over BEING SICK. I have a constant stream of medication entering my body, and I’m tired and grumpy and BORED. Being sick used to be fun when I was … Continue reading →

My dad bought a new keyboard for our computer yesterday. It’s fucked. It’s one of those ridiculous “ergonomic” things… which I really don’t understand for a start. Perhaps the only thing ergonomic about it is that I can’t type properly … Continue reading →

I just got a job! The evening data entry job that I went for on Friday… Woohoo! I’m going to Europe in February! OOH And I’m getting my new iPod! Yay! This makes up for a week of negative-sounding horoscopes, … Continue reading →

I just had to explain to a doctor what a basic medical examination entails. This is not the way the world should be. Speaking of things not being right, this is my horoscope for today: Feel free to push your … Continue reading →

That next weekend I will do two things with my money. Firstly, if I get this job, I will buy a new iPod – it’s time to put mine out to pasture. I have no way of uploading new songs … Continue reading →