Gosh.
I was just reading a blog – one of the blogs related to my PhD research – and the blogger noted that she had recently been fitted for a new bra and discovered that she was wearing the complete wrong size. She listed the sizes in a matter that literally mean nothing to me – 34F? 38DD? HUH? – so I Googled “bra sizing chart”, and what would you know?
Curtin finds boobies offensive.
In fact, this post will probably be blocked after I write the word ‘boobies’ in my blog. Wait, there it is again. BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES. IT has put my blog on the Curtin’s Most Wanted list previously, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it ends up on there again.
Anyway – I digress.
Since when are bra sizing charts so offensive? I didn’t want to look at breasts. I didn’t even want to look at bras. I wanted to know what a 14E translates to in American sizes, you fools. But I can’t look until I get home, because for access to a bra sizing chart, I have to fill out an application form and send it to IT. I don’t think I will be doing that.
Boobies!
